Monday, September 10, 2012

Autumn and some random musings

Autumn has set in over Beijing almost overnight.  At this time last week the heat and humidity were going full bore, and now I need to start carrying a jacket in the evenings.  The seasons, like most things in China, change quickly.  It truly is a magnificent place with mysteries around every corner, many of which make your eyes get really big as you try to comprehend the thinking behind the things you see...
There is a hallway on the first floor of my apartment building that has a spot where the tiles keep breaking.  There is a hole in the concrete beneath these tiles, and they shatter due to someone dropping something on them on a regular basis.  You would think that the way to fix this would be to fill in the hole, and then replace the tiles... but the powers that be at my apartment building just continue to replace the tiles.  The latest replacement tiles don't even attempt to match the surrounding tiles that fill the rest of the building.

I went with a different Chinese friend to her college campus to have a look around.  As she was showing me around, we came to a statue of Confucius looking as wise and impressive as you would imagine.  Confucius is surrounded by flowers.  Sounds nice right?  Well... its not exactly a flower bed...  And its not even flower pots.  Confucius is surrounded by little flowers still in the plastic potting you would buy at Home Depot or Lowes.  My friend says this happens year round, except the winter, and when the flowers die, as they inevitably do due to lack of adequate moisture, they are just replaced.  It looks tacky as hell, and they have to buy hundreds, if not thousands, of flowers a year.  How hard would it be to buy some more permanent potting?  Or, if the school knew it was going to put flowers around him, build a flower bed...

I have seen a grown man on the side of a busy street squatting to go number two.  I have seen a mother helping her 7-10 year old boy up onto a trashcan so he can use the bathroom.  This trashcan happened to be right in front of where people exit the subway at one of the busiest stops on the line. (its the final stop, everyone has to exit)
Shopping in China is nothing like shopping at home.  They have supermarkets and malls, sure, but they are generally overpriced.  Instead, this is where you shop:
 Its fairly awesome, except that they try to rip off foreigners because they think (or know?) that we are stupid.

China seems to be 5 or more years behind in fashion and activities as evidenced by:

Roller Blading

Notice the crocs....





Did you know that Playboy has expanded into the clothing business in China? 


 One last little nugget...  I have lost 28 pounds since I got here.  The following are two pictures... One taken in the states before coming, the other taken about 5 minutes before posting this.


I still need to lose another 10 or so pounds, but its a vast improvement.  So much more energy!

Anyways.. the following are pictures from the college referenced above.  The campus is quite different than campuses we have in the US, as you'll see.

The main building



Machines to work out with outside... mostly used by the old

Outdoor ping pong















Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Forbidden City, Tiananmen Square and more!




Pretty cool... 2 world famous landmarks covered in one photo


Alrighty... So, we've all heard of the Forbidden City and Tiananmen Square most of our lives, but I for one never thought I would actually go there.  Well, life is full of surprises and the above picture is me, standing in Tiananmen Square with the Forbidden City directly behind me.

Tiananmen Square is actually fairly boring.  There is the crypt of Mao Ze Dong, a few statues honoring fallen soldiers and a couple of museums that border it.  Other than that, there is nothing very special about it, other than its history of course. 

The following are some pictures of Tiananmen, but again they are nothing special:


Mao Ze Dong's crypt

A statue honoring soldiers that died during the Chinese Civil War


After staying about 15 minutes in Tiananmen, we moved into the Forbidden City, which was far cooler.






One of the first things that caught my eye upon entering the Forbidden City was this...

An astroturf basketball court.... wtf?

 Yes... That is a basketball court.... made of astroturf.... in the Forbidden City.  China is strange sometimes.  Walking through the Forbidden City was very cool.  My friend is very educated on the history and customs of ancient China so was about to give me a lot of cool details such as this one...  The lighter grey area upon which I am standing in the following picture was raised a little bit above the rest of the ground.  Only the emperor could walk on this raised portion, it was forbidden for anyone else too. 



The emperor also had hundreds of wives.  The wives sole job was to sleep with the emperor, the rest of the time they spent their lives fighting with eachother for the emperors favor like some sort of bad reality show.  Interestingly enough, about 90% of Chinese television shows center around the quarrels between emperors wives.  (Ok, maybe not 90% but a ton... There seem to be 4 types of shows here, war shows, news shows, reality shows and shows about the different dynasties, mostly focusing on the wives)

In the Forbidden City I was lucky enough to get to take a picture with these two cute girls dressed as the emperors wives would have dressed back in the day... 

Notice the yellow roofs behind us... The color of the roofs symbolized your rank in society.  This color is the equivalent of royal blue in the west.
My friend said that they told her in Chinese that they felt honored that I had asked for, and taken a picture with them...  Very strange, they were the ones doing me a favor!


Here are a couple more pictures from the City, with captions...

The animals each symbolize something different... There are 11 animals, only the emperor could have 11 animals on top of his house....  The more animals you had, the more prominent you were.

The Chinese equivalent of a Totem pole

I just thought this looked cool

A Moat!
After the Forbidden City, we went to a place called Shan Jing.  It means Scenery Mountain.   From the top of Jing Shan, you can see all of the Forbidden City and Beijing laid out below you.

The whole of the Forbidden City

Beijing
Leaving there, we went to the Winter Palace and got a boat, paddled around, left there and ended up at a place called Hou Hai.  Here are the pictures.

We need this in America!  An inflatable bumper boat pool for little kids, so awesome.



Hou Hai lake, on a beautiful day like today is gorgeous

At the winter palace, these people wanted a picture with me


And finally... for those of you that have stuck around, I have a special treat for you...  I embarrassed myself because I knew my mom would think it was the funniest thing ever... So this is for you mom, I love you...